WASHINGTON – Congressional Democrats aiming to pass the ‘Build Back Better’ Reconciliation bill, which contains virtually the entire agenda of President Biden and contains roughly $3.5 trillion in new spending, are in troubling waters.
In addition to overcoming House Committees, Senate Committees, Centrist House Holdouts, skeptical Democratic Senators Kyrsten Sinema (AZ) and Joe Manchin (WV), and while Democratic Leadership also seeks to avert a government shutdown and prevent a default, the Build Back Better bill must survive the so-called “Byrd Bath.”
This arcane procedure calls for the bill to take a, actual bath with deceased US Senator Robert Byrd, a Democrat who represented West Virginia.
“I really don’t envy them,” said retired Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle, a veteran of the Senate who served until 2005. “In my day it wasn’t so bad. Senator Byrd regularly showered, and often took care of things himself.”
But Senator Byrd passed away in 2010, three months after passage of the Affordable Care Act, bringing Congress to a virtual standstill in the decade since as senators avoided his decaying corpse.
Some Senators, however, are more optimistic about the procedure.
“I mean, it beats negotiating with Joe Manchin,” said Bernie Sanders (I-VT).
Governor Jim Justice contributed to this report. He can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org