Category: World

Kim Jong-un Criticized for Failing to Bring Up Human Rights with Trump

Posted on: June 21, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Nation, World
Tags: human rights, Kim Jong-un, Mexico, North Korea, President, separation of families, UN, US Border

PYONGYANG – Kim Jong-un is facing withering criticism for his failure to bring up the appalling human rights record of US President Donald Trump, during their meeting in Singapore last […]

Kim Jong-un Seen Holding Boombox Outside White House

Posted on: June 11, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", World
Tags: boombox, In Your Eyes, John Cusack, Kim Jong-un, North Korea, Say Anything, Singapore, United States

WASHINGTON – Kim Jong-un, Grand Marshall of the People’s Liberation Army, Supreme Leader of the Worker’s Party, and divine ruler of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, was seen Sunday […]

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Trump Pulls Out of Louisiana Purchase

Posted on: May 17, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Nation, World
Tags: France, Louisiana Purchase, Napoleon, President, Withdrawal

NEW ORLEANS – President Trump today announced that he would withdraw the United States from the 1803 Louisiana Purchase with France. The deal, signed during the Jefferson Administration, gave Napoleonic […]

Freed Americans See President Trump, Ask to Return to North Korea

Posted on: May 10, 2018 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", World
Tags: Joint Base Andrews, Kim Dong-chul, Kim Hak-son, North Korea, President, prisoner release, Tony Kim

JOINT BASE ANDREWS, Md. – Three Americans were freed from North Korean imprisonment yesterday, but after being greeted by President Trump, the horrified men asked to be allowed back into […]

America to Boycott 2018 World Cup in Russia

Posted on: May 8, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Sports, World
Tags: 2016 US Presidential Election, 2018 World Cup, Boycott, Dave Sarachan, Hotel National Moscow, President Donald Trump, Russia, Team USA, Trinidad

MOSCOW – The greatest tournament in soccer is set to begin in just one months’ time, and the United States will not be attending. The Americans announced they will be […]

World Confused as Korean War Ends

Posted on: April 30, 2018 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", World
Tags: Kim Jong-un, Korean War, Moon Jae-in, North Korea, Shin Hyung Institute of Troubled States, South Korea

Confusion spread across the globe this past weekend as warming relations engulfed North and South Korea, bringing about an end to the Korean War. “What’s happening?!” shrieked Donna Dominica, a […]

Trump Offers Barron, Eric to Kim Jong-un in Ongoing Negotiations

Posted on: April 23, 2018 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", World
Tags: Barron Trump, denuclearization, Eric Trump, Ivanka Trump, Kim Jong-un, Psy

WASHINGTON – President Trump has offered his son Barron to Kim Jong-un, dictator of North Korea, in the latest round of negotiations with the reclusive state over its nuclear arsenal. […]

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As Trade War Ravages Wall Street, Trump Desperately Takes Dump on South Lawn

Posted on: April 5, 2018 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Nation, World
Tags: Amazon, China, Peter Navarro, President, Sean Hannity, Trade War, White House South Lawn

WASHINGTON – President Trump, eager to avoid or win a trade war he began with China, this morning took the unusual step of having a bowel movement on the South […]

Swiss Start Slow Clap as Team Korea Blown Out Yet Again

Posted on: February 15, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Adventures, Sports, World
Tags: Ana Muller, Cool Runnings, Icy Sprints, Japan, Mike Pence, North Korea, PyeongChang2018, Sojung Shin, South Korea, Sweden, Switzerland, Team Korea

♪ “Taste the kimchi, taste the rice! Team Korea, here unites!” ♪ PYEONGCHANG – The united women’s hockey team of North and South Korea was treated to a deeply-sought slow-clap at the […]

Switzerland Ruins Korean Peace Effort

Posted on: February 11, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Sports, World
Tags: 2018 Winter Olympics, Alina Muller, Coach Sarah Murray, Cool Runnings, Grand Marshal Kim Jong-un, Jogn Su-hyon, John Candy, North Korea, PyeongChang, Sojung Chin, South Korea, Swiss national hockey team, Switzerland, Team Korea

♪ Some people, you know they can’t believe! ♬ Korea has a unified ho-ckey team! ♪ PYEONGCHANG – Team Korea’s team could be heard singing this tune as they marched […]