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President Trump Informed that Hawaii is Part of US

Posted on: January 15, 2018 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Nation, World
Tags: Ballistic Missile, Carmen Sandiego, False Alarm, Hawaii, Kenya, Missile, Obama, President Trump, shitholes

WASHINGTON – White House advisors spent several hours on Sunday explaining to President Trump that the archipelago of Hawaii is in fact part of the United States. A false ballistic […]

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