Month: December 2017

Why Are the Republicans Russiang This Tax Bill?

Posted on: December 5, 2017 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Nation
Tags: Bill Mueller, Cross the Rubicon, Democrats, Fiscolillusion, Flynng, General Michael Flynn, hammer and sickle, Lenin, Moscow, Putin, Republicans, Revolution of 17, Russia, Russian puns, Russiang, Soviet, Stalin, tsarting

Questions remain over the tax overhaul Republicans are currently trying to conference into one passable bill – namely, why are they Russiang the bill through Congress so quickly? Democrats allege […]

As Media Shifts Focus to Tax Bill, Trump Desperately Takes Dump on South Lawn

Posted on: December 1, 2017 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Nation
Tags: black athletes, Distractions, Dump, GOP, Matt Lauer, Poop, President Trump, Republican Tax Bill, Senate Tax Cut Plan, Vice President Mike Pence, White House South Lawn

WASHINGTON – President Trump, eager to sign a massive tax cut into law as the first major legislative achievement of his tenure, this morning took the unusual step of having […]