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Houston Magically Restored After World Series Win

Posted on: November 6, 2017 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Nation, Sports
Tags: dioxin, Houston Astros, Hurricane Harvey, Magic, Mark Cornin, Miracle, Mr. Clean, University of Texas, World Series

HOUSTON – Reeling for weeks since the catastrophic flooding of Hurricane Harvey, the great city of Houston has been restored to perfect condition, perhaps by the gods, following the World […]

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