Tag: Guns

George Soros Sent Actors Back in Time to Grow Up With Parkland Shooting Victims and Be Sad on TV

Posted on: February 26, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", College, Nation, Science
Tags: Doc Brown, FBI, Florida, George Soros, gun control, Guns, Jack Kingston, Parkland, Stoneman Douglas High School, Time Machine, watchdog

NINETEEN-NINETY-NINE – George Soros, the Hungarian-American hedge-fund billionaire and liberal philanthropist, has been caught sending paid actors to go back in time and endure horrific mass shootings in order to […]

Scientists Discover Gun Control Opponent With Large Penis

Posted on: February 22, 2018 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", College, Nation, Science
Tags: anthropologists, bob, Colbern Pulhok, Columbine, Darryl Nincovicz, Democrats, Dr. Parker Sandelae, Fluoride, Guns, Mandelay Bay, Parkland High School, penis-envy, salisbury steak, Sioux Falls, Virginia Tech

SIOUX FALLS – A team of anthropologists working around the clock have discovered a man who opposes any form of gun control, yet also seems to be well-endowed. They are […]

Democrats Disguising Guns as Undocumented Immigrants

Posted on: February 20, 2018 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Nation
Tags: California, Democrats, Firearms, Guns, illegals!, Kamala Harris, Republicans, Skittles, Undocumented Immigrants

LOS ANGELES – Democrats in California spent most of Monday disguising various firearms as undocumented immigrants. Hopeful of getting Republicans to finally approve some forms of reasonable gun control measures […]