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Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio Enjoy Organized Playdate

Posted on: April 3, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Jebwatch
Tags: Florida, Jeb Bush, Jebwatch, Playdate

MIAMI – Former Florida governor Jeb Bush and current Florida Senator Marco Rubio enjoyed a festive Easter playdate yesterday. Organized by the men’s respective mothers, the two failed 2016 presidential […]

George Soros Sent Actors Back in Time to Grow Up With Parkland Shooting Victims and Be Sad on TV

Posted on: February 26, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", College, Nation, Science
Tags: Doc Brown, FBI, Florida, George Soros, gun control, Guns, Jack Kingston, Parkland, Stoneman Douglas High School, Time Machine, watchdog

NINETEEN-NINETY-NINE – George Soros, the Hungarian-American hedge-fund billionaire and liberal philanthropist, has been caught sending paid actors to go back in time and endure horrific mass shootings in order to […]

DO NOT PUBLISH: Election 2012 Article Template

Posted on: November 6, 2012 by thirstyturtletimes
Categories: "News", Nation, Thirsty Turtle Times Historical Archives
Tags: 2012, 2016, Al Sharpton, Ann Coulter, Barack Obama, Boston, Chicago, Chris Christie, Colorado, Election 2012, Florida, Fox News, Grant Park, Greg Gutfeld, James Carville, Karl Rove, Martin O'Malley, Mitt Romney, Moving to Canada, MSNBC, Ohio, Presidential Election, Twitter, Van Jones, Washington

DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL REVIEWED AND EDITED BY EDITOR-IN-CHIEF!!! NOTE TO MANAGING EDITOR: E.I.C. is MIA. Please edit by crossing out appropriate words and phrases. I will now click the […]