Category: Jebwatch

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Jeb Bush Sad not to Receive Any Pipe Bombs in the Mail

Posted on: October 30, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Jebwatch
Tags: George H.W. Bush, Jeb Bush, Jeb!, Jebwatch, Mailbombs, pipe bombs, President Donald J Trump

MIAMI – Former Governor of Florida and 2016 U.S. Presidential candidate Jeb Bush peered into his mailbox today, only for his hopes to dissipate once again. He received no crudely-made […]

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Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio Enjoy Organized Playdate

Posted on: April 3, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Jebwatch
Tags: Florida, Jeb Bush, Jebwatch, Playdate

MIAMI – Former Florida governor Jeb Bush and current Florida Senator Marco Rubio enjoyed a festive Easter playdate yesterday. Organized by the men’s respective mothers, the two failed 2016 presidential […]

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Jeb Bush Beats Up Local Bully

Posted on: March 29, 2018 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Jebwatch
Tags: Bullying, Jeb Bush, Jeb!, Jebwatch

MIAMI – Jeb Bush had to be pulled off of a 12-year-old boy yesterday, having beaten the young child beyond submission in a counter-bullying incident. “AT-LEAST-MY-CHILDREN-LOVE-ME!” screamed the former Governor […]

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Jeb Bush Successfully Corrects Order at Pancake House

Posted on: March 19, 2018 by Flat Earth Times News Desk
Categories: "News", Jebwatch
Tags: Barbara Bush, Jeb Bush, Jeb!, Jebwatch, MAGA, Make America Great Again, Pancakes

MIAMI – Jeb Bush overcame some terrific inner demons today when he challenged a restaurant server to fix a mistaken order at a local pancake restaurant. “What? Who?” asked a […]

Jeb Bush to Emerge from Bedroom for First Time in Two Years

Posted on: February 8, 2018 by williamwallace
Categories: "News", Jebwatch, Nation
Tags: Affordable Care Act, Barbara Bush, Energy bars, Jeb Bush, Jebwatch, Miami, Monster Energy

MIAMI – Jeb Bush, former Governor of Florida, announced yesterday that he would be leaving his bedroom for the first time since quitting the 2016 presidential race two years ago. […]